🚽 “If You Need Me, I’m in the Toilet on My Phone” Mug – 320ml of Unapologetic Honesty

🚽 “If You Need Me, I’m in the Toilet on My Phone” Mug – 320ml of Unapologetic Honesty

Finally, a mug that says what we’re all thinking. Whether you're sipping coffee or scrolling endlessly in the loo, this double-sided ceramic mug is your new desk-side confession. It’s the perfect blend of humour, truth, and caffeine.

Product Highlights:

• ☕ Capacity: 320ml (11oz) of hot or cold beverage honesty
• 🏺 Material: High-quality porcelain ceramic with a smooth white finish
• 📐 Size: 9.6 cm tall × 8.2 cm wide
• 💬 Design: Double-sided print featuring the quote:
  “If You Need Me, I’m in the Toilet on My Phone”
• ✋ Grip: Comfortable handgrip for multitasking (coffee + doom-scrolling)
• 🎁 Perfect for: Co-workers, friends, bathroom philosophers, and anyone who’s not pretending anymore
  

Style: Minimalist, bold, and hilariously relatable—because let’s face it, the bathroom is the real office.

“Pairs well with coffee, memes, and questionable life choices.”